How is DJT the absolute worst? Let us wax poetic, and remember just *some* of the ways:
A Requiem for the Grift Presidency
(Or: “A Tube Man Would’ve Been Better”)
O say, what storm beneath the stars
Unleashed this gilded avatar?
A man of gold, but hollowed soul,
Who scorned the oath, defied control.
He burned clean air for profit's gain,
Unleashed the smog, unchained the flame—
Undoing rules the world agreed
To guard the earth from corporate greed.
From Paris pacts he walked away,
Made nature’s laws a game to play.
The wetlands wept, the wildlife fled,
As pipelines carved the riverbed.
He stacked the courts, he mocked the press,
Appointed kin, and called it “success.”
He sold the state in gilded halls
And charged the people for the walls.
Convictions came—but not of heart.
Indictments, counts, each filed chart:
Fake records, secrets kept in vaults,
Co-conspiracies, democracy’s assaults.
A jury’s voice, clear and defined,
Said, “Yes—he trespassed, crossed the line.”
$87 million—not remorse,
Just Carroll's strength against brute force.
More voices rise: Leeds, Stoynoff, more—
A chorus silenced, now they roar.
Some claims dismissed, some left unheard—
But trauma echoes without word.
His tariffs lashed like wayward flame,
No strategy, just pride and blame.
Allies shaken, rivals thrilled—
The global stage, a void he filled.
And on that cold insidious day—
January's ghost would not delay—
He stirred the crowd, then claimed retreat,
As fascists surged through hallowed street.
Eight suits now seek a reckoning fair—
While he shouts “Immunity!” to the air.
But justice waits with patient grace,
And law may find what votes displaced.
So here we stand—aware, awake—
Still sifting through the ash and quake.
No ordinary flaws, no simple gaffes—
But civic wounds, and autocrat laughs.
For history knows how power ends—
Not with the roar, but truth that mends.
May lessons learned not fade or rust:
A tube man, yes, would’ve earned more trust.
And now for the facts:
The Trump administration reversed over 100 environmental rules, including protections for air and water quality and wildlife habitats, and pulled the USA out of the Paris Climate Accord; Trump has committed numerous ethical violations, including use of government office for personal enrichment (Trump businesses profiting from government spending), appointing family members to high-level positions, and frequent disregard for conflict-of-interest alliances; Trump has multiple criminal indictments, both pre- and post-presidency, including: Trump University lawsuits with a verdict of fraud amount to 25 million; 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree tied to reimbursements surrounding hush‑money payments made to suppress allegations during the 2016 election; 32 counts of willful retention of national defense information; Multiple counts for obstruction of justice, false statements, concealment, altering or destroying documents; Four felony counts including: Conspiracy to defraud the United States, Conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, Obstruction of (and attempt to obstruct) an official proceeding, Conspiracy against rights; Damages awarded to E. Jean Carroll for Trump’s sexual abuse and defamation amount to more that 87 million dollars; At least 25 additional women have publicly accused Trump of sexual harassment, groping, non-consensual kissing, or assault — including prominent figures like Jessica Leeds and Natasha Stoynoff; 3 cases of groping, sexual abuse, and rape of minors (children) tied to Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were dismissed or settled out of court. His yoyo tariff tactics with multiple countries has destabilized US relations with the entire world; January 6 Lawsuits: At least eight civil suits by police officers, lawmakers, and the estate of a fallen officer in D.C., claiming Trump’s rhetoric caused the Capitol riot. Courts have rejected his claim of absolute immunity; Trump's handling of racial issues have amplified racial tensions and strengthened fascist groups in America...
….and the list grows, almost daily.
This isn't the work of a fully functioning adult, this is the footprint of a criminal, sociopathic narcissist at best; a flailing-arm inflatable tube man would have been a better choice as president.
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